Dad's a Spicy Meatball
Episodes
42 episodes
It Was A Simple Card That Said, "Every Father Should"
The Meatballs Know Exactly What Every Father Should Do Now. In this episode we discuss: Squid Game Treats, Father Hand Memories, Letters Arriving After A 3 Year Journey, School Nurses And Scoliosis Tests, People Telling You That You Have Terrib...
“The Finale, The Thing You’re Been Waiting For All Season, Is Here”
The Meatballs are Wrapping The Season With Twists Around Every Turn. In This Episode we discuss: Special Guests Matthew McConaughey, Beau Miles and Matty Matheson, Meatball Cries For Help, Dermatologist Touching, The Webs Of Lies We’re Caught U...
"Love Is Best As Leftovers"
During this Holiday Season, The Meatballs want to remind you to keep it romantic with this classic episode “Given The Year We’ve Had, Words Are Hard To Come By, But I Love You Very Much.”In this episode we discuss: Relationship Bank Acco...
“It Was Just A Simple Card That Said ‘Every Father Should’”
The Meatballs Know Exactly What Every Father Should Do Now. In this episode we discuss: Squid Game Treats, Father Hand Memories, Letters Arriving After A 3 Year Journey, School Nurses And Scoliosis Tests, People Telling You That You Have Terrib...
“I Ate The Turkey and Slept Through All Of It”
We slept through the entire week of Thanksgiving so enjoy a classic Meatball Episode "Man Last Night I Had Six Redbulls and Went Down The Rabbithole and Then I Passed Out"The Meatballs are just one big conspiracy. In this episode...
“Alright, So What’s In Your Escort Package?”
The Meatballs Are Starting An Escort Service. In This Episode we discuss: When It’s Time For Hair Plugs, Vincent Gallo’s $50,000 Love, A Night With Corey For A G-Wagon, Oval Office Wrestling, The Real Life Pied Piper, and The Crockpot: from Jam...
“What I Don’t Want Is A Club That Has A Parent’s Night”
The Meatballs Just Opened The Hottest Night Club. In This Episode we discuss: Halloween Pressure, Dysfunctional Tear-away Pants, Why Depends Do Not Make For a Good Costume, Parents-Only Dance Clubs, Peeing In Clamshells, And The Crockpot: from ...
“Yeah I Probably Have Gout, That’s Probably What It Is”
The Meatballs Should Really Cut Back on The Organ Meat. In This Episode we discuss: Modern Medicine That Tells You How Many More Beers You Can Have, Pee Feet and Arch Support, Sneakerhead Culture, Getting Richer But Losing Grimes, The Finer Thi...
“I Mean This Is A Sports Podcast And You’re Telling Me I Can’t Do Sports Betting?”
The Meatballs Are Betting The Under. In This Episode we discuss: The Balloon World Cup, The Back To The Future Sports Almanac, Youtube Bansai Trees, Pre-Internet-Cross-Country Stories, Yin Yangs, Punk’d The Movie, The Mind Scramble of Eternity,...
“I’m Here To Tell You To Kill All Your Dreams”
The Meatballs Want You To Give Up On Everything You Believe In. In This Episode We Discuss: Dream Sucks And Syphons, Short-circuiting Your Pleasure Receptors, The Four Stovetop Burners Of Life, The End Of Baseball Hats, Patrick Swayze Pottery C...
“I Guess I Should Be Celebrating With My Family Too In Some Capacity”
The Meatballs are Having a Birthday. In this episode we discuss: Birthday Traditions, The Best and Worst Moment Of The Year, Craving Risky Behavior, The Impossibility Of 25 Good Friends, Amazing Facts From A Surprise Guest, and The Crockpot: fr...
“And It Started Gettin Dangerous”
The Meatballs are headed to Parent-Teacher Conferences. In this episode we discuss: Do Teachers Know Anything About Being Parents, Very Bad Days, Kid Smoke Breaks, Things Getting Dangerous, Using The Carrot and The Stick At The Same Time, The L...
“Speaking Of Saving Money Or Not Saving Money, My Brother Had a Kid This Week”
The Meatballs will save you Thousands of Dollars! In this episode we discuss: Baby Bargain Tips, Dieming The Most Carpe, 2 Inch Foot Callouses, Corey’s Uncle Persona, Zuncle Corey, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Our New Performance Art Exhibit, and The Cr...
"I Really Really Really Wanna Zigazig Ah"
The Meatballs are starting a Boy Band. In this episode we discuss: The Forgotten Spice Girl, Gary Spice, Bon Iver Breath, David Beckham Hair Problems, Giant Tennis Rackets, Stanish Flamingos, Men’s Birth Face, and The Crockpot: My Partner Think...
"Have You Tossed A Lassoo?"
The Meatballs are a couple of Concrete Cowboys. In this episode we discuss: My Little Rodeo Clown, Tail Ropes, White Dynamo, Cowboy Tests, Gettin Out of Dodge, The Collective Us Waiting In The Car, and The Crockpot: How Do I Give My Kids The Ex...
“I Feel Like I’m Going In There With The Goal Of Like Winning Or Something”
The Meatballs Go to Therapy. In this episode we discuss: Texting Matthew McConaughey, Trojan Sponsorship, Jonah Hill’s Joyous Existence, Goalball Goals, Gaming Clinicians, Door-to-Door Typewriter Salesman, and The Crockpot: Dad Struggling With ...
"You Ever Uh, You Ever Been Haunted?"
The Meatballs visit from the Spirit World. In this episode we discuss: Astral Projectile Vomit, Food Poison With Loved Ones, Gas Leak Ghost Stories, Spooky Closets, Laird Hamilton Lighting Workouts, Disintegrating Gaming Chairs, Milk Crate Outr...
"I Mean Is It So Wrong To Want People To Drop A Nominal Payment Off In My Mailbox?"
The Meatballs change the shape of modern politics. In this episode we discuss: Power Votes, Argentinian Christmas, Bountiful Bribes, Child Presidents, Chocolate Flavored Taffy Like Candy, Rumspringa, Rear Naked Spain, and The Crockpot: How To G...
"I Wanted A Squatty Potty And Then I Realized I Could Just Take A Stool And Put My Feet On It"
The Meatballs start an Only Fans page. In this episode we discuss: The Meatball Pledge Drive, Zipping Then Unzipping Your Pants, The Death Of Reading, Questionable Bidets, Learning Things Are In Fact Easier Without Kids, Bet The House Gambling ...
"You're A Puritan Witch, You're A Puritan Witch"
The Meatballs are marked with the Scarlet Letter. In this episode we discuss: Piggy and the Conch Shell, Mrs. Buzzleboo, Burning Witches, Lessons From Captain Fantastic, Sex Talks With Magic Johnson, Puriteens, The Physics Of Death, Paying The ...
“Yeah I Mean I Guess Two People Lied Is What Happened”
The Meatballs are a couple of liars. In this episode we discuss: Vacation Scott, Banana Hammocks, Bachelor/Anniversary Parties, Dungeon Hotels, If It’s Ok To Lie, Protect Them Vs Wreck Them, Snow Plow Parents, Putting Kids Out Of Their Depth, W...
"Curdled Dairy Just Thrown Up All Over Me"
The Meatballs are bathing in upchuck. In this episode we discuss: Vomit Clouds, Sandra Bullock’s Skin Treatment, Whale Foreskin Barstools, Planting Seeds Of Your Own Destruction, The Siren Call Of Golf, Shaving 10,000 Chipmunks, Giving It A Hal...
"Prompt Received, You Want Corey To Take His Shirt Off?"
The Meatballs are here to obey your every command. In this episode we discuss: Interactive Openings, Flu Game 2, False Confidence Guys, Bo, Bo and Beau, Recruiting 3 Year Olds, Raising Digital Kids, Opting Out, Default Dad Images, and The Crock...
"You Know Me and Gabriel Up There And The Angels"
The Meatballs get Dead and Buried. In this episode we discuss: Funeral 2nd Lines, Cheapskate Weddings, Half-life Speeches, Ole Shit-Heel Green, Hook Worm Healthcare, Crystal Meth Cravings, Parenting Annual Reviews, and the Crockpot: Faking It T...
"Man Last Night I Had Six Redbulls and Went Down This Rabbithole and Then I Passed Out"
The Meatballs are just one big conspiracy. In this episode we discuss: Tupac Moon Landing, Living in The Matrix, Death’s Cousin Sleep, Sock Running People, Emotional Deprivation Tanks, Social Atrophy and The Crockpot: Good Safe Places To Bring ...