The Meatballs are marked with the Scarlet Letter. In this episode we discuss: Piggy and the Conch Shell, Mrs. Buzzleboo, Burning Witches, Lessons From Captain Fantastic, Sex Talks With Magic Johnson, Puriteens, The Physics Of Death, Paying The Kid Tab, Go Ninja Go, and The Crockpot: How To Teach Your Kid About Good Music Without Telling Them Their Music Sucks.